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"A Nonsense Anthology"

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"My skin is sooth and dappled fine,
I can leap far and nigh.
Thy shell is hard: so is not mine."
Coth the crab, "No, not I."
"Tell me," then spake the crab, "therefore,
Or else I thee defy:
Give me thy claw, I ask no more."
Coth the frog, "That will I."
The crab bit off the frog's fore-feet;
The frog then he must die.
To woo a crab it is not meet:
If any do, it is not I.
_From Christ Church MS., I. 549_.


THE BLOATED BIGGABOON
The bloated Biggaboon
Was so haughty, he would not repose
In a house, or a hall, or _ces choses_,
But he slept his high sleep in his clothes--
'Neath the moon.
The bloated Biggaboon
Pour'd contempt upon waistcoat and skirt,
Holding swallow-tails even as dirt--
So he puff'd himself out in his shirt,
Like a b'loon.
_H. Cholmondeley-Pennell_.


WILD FLOWERS
"Of what are you afraid, my child?" inquired the kindly teacher.
"Oh, sir! the flowers, they are wild," replied the timid creature.
_Peter Newell_.


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